Quotable

These are quotes I've heard from other Peace Corps volunteers and Ghanaians. Most of them are funny, but there are also some quotes about serious issues in Ghanaian society. I have chosen not to include the names of any of the speakers on my blog, largely because the quotes are printed without any context.
I think it's bad form for the queen mother to get kidnapped by dwarves
I would like to stay here longer. Not too much longer.
What the hell is in this pillow??!!
I almost peed on a goat last night.
If you are afraid of heights, look straight, walk normal, and remember God loves you.
Remember this is human life-we can't just build anything.
Children are just like people.
Last night I had a catastrophe in my pants.
It was like a perfect maternity ward for scorpions.
If you have to light your drink on fire to see if it's safe, I say skip it.
The guy was offering me corn while I was watching a guinea worm crawl out of his leg.
I had an epiphany. I could just sh- into a polytin bag. At what point in time did that start to be a good idea?
I could just imagine God looking down on me with his video camera.
"I need to gather firewood and Schnapps so I can greet the chief
This morning I killed a giant cockroach while I was using the latrine
When a woman dies in childbirth, people say it's the will of God. God doesn't will only women in Africa to die in childbirth.